4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own
development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.

No 4 came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about.
They told him they were talking about how successful their sons became and ask him about his son.
He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar.
Other 3 said he must be
very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
O no said the father, he is doing good. Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends.

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you think you should have a pay increase?
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than

you.
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… Jose’, the gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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